Stormy Daniels
(To be sung to tune of Stormy Weather—see renditions by Lena Horne and Etta James)
Don’t know why
The 130K didn’t keep the lie
Stormy Daniels
Since she and I ain’t together
She keeps lyin’ all the time
Oh yeah
Her chest is bare
Her cleavage everywhere
Stormy Daniels, Stormy Daniels
Just can’t get my David Dennison self together
Oh I’m tweetin’, tweetin’ all the time
Just tweetin’, tweetin’ all the time
When she went away
Non-disclosure was the key
And oh yeah, if she talks
That old Senate might even get me
All I do is tell
Mr. Cohen to let me
Intimidate that girl once more
She just can’t go on, can’t go one
Sayin’ that my signature is gone
Stormy Daniels, Stormy Daniels
Since she and I ain’t together
She keeps lyin’ all the time
I walk around, feelin’ betrayed and mad
MSNBC pourin’ down, drownin’ every hope I had
This pitterin’, patterin’, beatin’ and spatterin’ drives me mad
Sex, sex, sex, sex
This misery worse than caused by Rex
Can’t go on
Melania might soon be gone
Stormy Daniels
Since she and I ain’t together
She keeps lyin’ all the time
Lyin’ all the time.
Uncle Bob…. Que Lastima
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